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Thursday, 18 August 2016

My thoughts about the Live Action Pokemon Movie

This is a post I made on Facebook exactly one month ago, regarding plans to make a Live-action Pokemon movie. (Just before I left to go on holiday.)

Before I leave the internet for a while here's a long post concerning recent developments in popular culture.
You all be aware of the sudden reemerging of Pokémon in the general zeitgeist (as a result of the vast popularity of the Pokémon GO augmented reality game … and the chaos it’s causing). Some of you may have been aware of the news of a bidding war in Hollywood for the rights for a live-action movie adaptation of said franchise. It’s the latter I want to talk about.
A lot of the talk I have seen online about this has mostly been about who would win this bidding war (with Legendary Films been the bookie’s favourite). But I have seen little of something much more important…. Which storyline are the filmmakers going to choose?
For those unaware, the Pokémon franchise is a vast universe of possibilities (just look at the library of spin-off games alone and the various manga adaptations). But for most of us they are just two narratives -
1. The main game’s narrative, which involves Red (or later protagonists) trying to catch’em all for Professor Oak (or later tree species) for their Pokedex, who has a rival who is usually a bit ahead of him (or her, since Crystal) and (for a while) decides to compete in a league whose entry involves beating eight gym leaders in a region. Along the way he (or she) encounters a criminal organization doing bad and (somehow) defeats them single-handedly. (It’s been adapted before, as the Pokémon Adventures manga and the Pokémon Origins four-episode mini series).
2. The anime’s narrative, which is pretty much the same thing – except that the protagonist is the beloved never-aging, Goku lookalike that is Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu (which could all be just a coma fantasy, according to some fans).
I can imagine that (if this live action movie gets green-lit) there is going to be a lot of debate online in the next few years about which of these narratives the filmmakers are going to choose, who’s going to play Ash/Red, why he/she shouldn’t play that role, who’s directing, why should the lead character be a boy…. Blah blah blah lackedly-smichedy. So before all that really kicks off here are my thoughts about how this possible future film should be approached by whoever gets to make it.
First off it’s worth remembering that it’ll be a few years before we get to see this movie and that means that by the time of its release in cinemas it’ll be the end of the upcoming Gen VII era or the beginning of the next era of the franchise’s history. A while ago I shared a YouTube video here of a detailed fan theory that may prove that Pokémon may be due to a massive reboot after Gen VII. If proved true this film will have to reflect this. So whoever gets to make this film they will have to factor this timing of seismic change.
Because of this it may be a good idea to consider the vastness of the Pokémon universe (and its many possibilities for stories). There is no excuse here for bad storytelling. With that, my big idea about this film will be this – do something completely different. Don’t follow a pre-existing storyline. If you do, you’ll be very constrained (and have fans online complain about every little thing you do). But I know this will be wishful-thinking. Movie studios prefer tried-and-tested formulas (which is why our multiplexes are infested with sequels, prequels and remakes today). However, Nintendo is a big guy (and once took down Universal Studios in court over Donkey Kong in the 1980s), so there is a possibility that Nintendo will force who makes this film to do the “unthinkable” – give the director total free control!
But whatever happens politically inside the studio or how much freedom the director gets or what narrative they choose there is one thing thy have to get right – audience and property approach. This can easily go two ways.
1. The movie is made with great respect to fans and the intellectual property.
2. The property is messed with by the director or studio to make it appeal to a bigger audience just to make a lot of money (and to sell toys).
You all probably all get what I am talking about. But for those who still don’t, let me explain.
They are a lot of examples of the latter, films of big franchises where the studio/director messed with the original material for shocking reasons. But examples of the former are few. Fortunately, the best examples of both can be found in one series of films, which are from my childhood. What happened to this series of films (in hindsight) I can credit for me turning away from the superhero genre entirely. Since then my attitude to superheroes is “been there, done that” – and these films are the reason why. I am talking about the Batman films of the 1990s. The first two (directed by Tim Burton) were great (and, if they appear on TV, I am ok watching again). The director did a good job depicting the darkness that exists in the original stories (and was a huge step away from Adam West). But in the mid-1990s Warner Bros thought that Batman Returns (despite making a good profit) could have made more money. They concluded that the film was too dark for kids to stomach and the villains were too scary to be made into toys. So they got a new director (Joel Schumacher) and the results were two batman films that were more comic and colourful. They succeeded in been kid-friendly (leading to the making of many toys) but the true essence of Batman (as Tim Burton truly captured) was gone. Although they made a profit, the last film (Batman & Robin) is now seen as the worst superhero film ever made.
This is the situation the proposed Pokémon film could face. This is a project that can easily become another Batman & Robin style cultural disaster. Can it be prevented? I think it can. They are two recent examples of great franchise films made in the past few years, which people can learn from - The Lego Movie and The Muppets.
It’s hard to believe today, but from 1992-2004 Lego was in decline, reporting financial losses from 1998. But this trend ended after a shake-up in 2004-5 and became the strong toy brand it is now. The Lego Movie can be seen as a triumphant return from grace for Lego, with a story that explores the toy’s core concept – you can build anything you want (and no Mr Business can force you to do otherwise). The proposed Pokémon movie could do something similar – a protagonist that explores the world to catch creatures to battle others. But that isn’t the true core concept. The catching and battling are just game mechanics that have been used multiple times before. The real core theme of Pokémon is something more thought-provoking – our relationship with nature. Think about it. Companionship, domestication, work animals, breeding centres, genetic manipulation, poaching, conservation, pollution, extinction, fossils, the debate of animal intelligence, etc. They are all there in the games and anime. It’s a lot there to inspire the filmmakers.
I choose the The Muppets movie from 2011 as another example because it did its franchise justice… and helped revive The Muppets fortunes. Before 2011 The Muppets were in a chain of TV movies and specials. There previous feature film was made in 1999. So The Muppets weren’t exactly “hot” for a while. Then came Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller – two 80s kids who had made a splash in comedy in the 2000s. They pitched the idea and wrote the script. With James Bobin as director (another 80s kid who had made a splash in comedy in the 2000s) the resulting movie was an incredible pan-generational comedy reminiscent of the original Muppet movies. That movie (and the sequel) revived The Muppets in our culture (they got a TV series again). Pokémon can follow this example by hiring filmmakers and writers with a comedic bent who were kids in the 90s (and ben a fan of the franchise helps too). If they do the resulting film could be a film that’ll appeal not only to kids and fans, but everyone who likes comedy and has a vague knowledge of Pokémon.
And on that last note, it’s worth noting that jokes can work on two levels. They are jokes that pretty much everyone gets (such as Jigglypuff’s squibbing on everyone’s face after hearing her sing) and they are jokes that only a few targeted people find funny, such as uber fans who know absolutely everything about Pokémon (such as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action (DON’T LOOK THIS UP!! For the sake of saving you from picturing a horrific sight when you find out what this meme is (especially if you are a regular viewer of IQ).)). Futurama is full of many examples of the latter type of joke (many of its writers have degrees in mathematics, so they are a lot of math jokes in the show that’ll tickle the funny bone of people who know math).
With The Lego Movie and the The Muppets as good examples to follow (if the filmmakers choose to follow their example) the resulting film will be very good. From I can work out from my own research about creator Satoshi Tajari, I think he’ll want this film to be like that – an adventure story (with a healthy dose of jokes for the fans) that explores our relationship with nature for a pan-generational audience.
So that’s what I think the film in general should be. But what about specifics? What would I like to see exactly in this proposed film? Epic battles? A plot that involving legendries? N? Something to please the various “shippers” in the fan-fiction forums? No. To be honest, I don’t care. As long as they do something interesting with it, I don’t care if the protagonist (Ash, Red, or whoever (a female, perhaps?)) kisses Misty, Leaf, Serena or whoever in this future film. They might even cross dimensions to our world if they wanted too (like Emmitt did in The Lego Movie).
I know that some of you will have thought of a list of things yourself, but the idea of a list of “things to put in this movie” sounds restrictive. It reeks of “focus group.” I honestly don’t like the test marketing of movies before they are released. That is responsible for many films in the past few decades changing their ending (Fatal Attraction and Deep Blue Sea are two examples I can think of right now). Their input may “improve” a film, but do they or do they change it to conform with the audience’s expectations? Should a director have the right to challenge the notion of the “Hollywood happy ending?” I think so, and so does Terry Gillian (Look up the making of Brazil). What I’m saying is I don’t want a “box ticking” plot - a plot that loosely allows the featuring of various things viewers want to see.
I think that’s everything I want to say. Wait! One last thing. If I was pushed to think of one thing I want this film to have in it, it’ll be this – if the film features a professor character (Oak or any other tree) that character should be played by a great improve comedian – as a tribute to Robin Williams. I heard that if a live-action film was going to be made Tajari wanted Robin to play Professor Oak. I know, finding someone who’ll do justice to fill his flubber-soled clown shoes will be hard, but if they manage to find someone who can do that, it’ll make my day … if this film gets made that this.
That is all from me for a while. If you want to comment, don’t expect a response from me as I’ll by away from the internet for a while. Good bye internet. I’ll be back soon to see the continuing carnage you have made.

UPDATE
Since I posted this Legendary Entertainment won the rights make the movie and we found out that the movie will follow the plot of the Great Detective Pikachu game and will be written by Nicole Perlman and Alex Hirsch. This promises to be a good movie alright. Please not screw it up. Read my words.

Thursday, 4 April 2013

An alternative history in FMA

I just had a thought about Fullmetal Alchemist (one of my favorite mangas of all time) and its a scary one.

What if... Maes Hughes lived through the events of the story and lived long enough to see the invention of... the carousel slide projector? Oh the horror!

Imagine that! Endless slideshows of baby pictures of Elicia (Which is made worse for Elicia, if you consider that the events of FMA take place in the 1910s and will be in her 40s by the time the slideshow horror).


I did plan to have my own drawings to be on the wall of this picture, but it will have taken ages.
So I had to modify other people's images, so sorry to the original creators of these images. 
I do plan to replace them with my own in the future.

Or maybe, Elicia (or Hues' "friends") will stage their own slideshows as revenge.

I know Armstrong and Fuery aren't in this picture. 
It'll be 50 years since the events of the story,
 so I'm going to leave to you to ponder why they aren't there.

I recently found a fan fiction about Mustang's division doing The Rocky Horror Show as a charity performance. The only qualm I have about this fic is that The Rocky Horror Show wasn't first performed until.... 1973! But the idea is crazy enough for me to forgive the author. The second chapter was only published on the 29th March but I think this is worth reading.




Dedicated to the memory oBrigadier General Maes Hughes 
1885-1914

Sunday, 10 March 2013

A thought concerning dog genetics

Crufts (one of the biggest events for dog lovers in the year) is on the telly now and it jogged my memory about something years ago.

In 2008 the BBC aired the documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, which showed that thanks to years of inbreeding and desire for unnatural features, many pure-breed dogs are suffering severe and deadly genetic disorders... like the Habsburgs

Of course, such a documentary created controversy in dog breeding circles and kennel clubs. One result of which (which is why it has jogged my memory) is that Crufts isn't on the BBC anymore. Its now on one of the commercial channels (I thinks it hops channels every year or so). 

Apart from dog lovers having their coverage of Crufts interrupted by TV commercials (which may include some audio messages that only dogs can hear for certain brands of dog food (I'm joking, the but the motive and means exist), the documentary had me thinking about the long term consequences of such deadly inbreeding. If such inbreeding continues that the dog (as a species) dies out, humans will move to breed other animals, most likely cats. When cats die of inbreeding, its a matter of time when someone has the idea of breeding apes for domestication. This will lead to someone breeding intelligence in them and that could result in a revolution that'll enslave the human race. In others word (to sum up) the inbreeding of dogs is the first step in a series of events that'll led to ... The Planet of the Apes!

Who would have thought it. The acts of irresponsible dog breeders would lead to Charlton Heston on that beach saying "Damn you all to hell!" in front of a ruined Statue of Liberty. 

This is a thought I had soon after this documentary came out, so its an old thought.

Since that time, things have improved for dogs, with improved restrictions on what is desirable on dog shows. They are still some irresponsible breeders out there who are (unintentionally) going to cause the enslavement of all humans by intelligent apes, so if you are a pet lover (and don't want your descendants been slaves to the sons of Caesar, the chimp that said "no") be careful where you buy your dogs! The future of the human race (and dogs (and possibly cats as well)) depends on you.

Before I end, I like to point out that I like animals (including dogs), my sister owns three Huskies and many relatives who own pets themselves, so no accusations that I don't know anything about animals (let alone dogs). Anyone who studies high school biology (including me and my sister) knows that inbreeding is a bad idea for any species (including dogs (and cats)).



Sunday, 3 March 2013

Acts of Cultrual Vandalism #3 - A thought about monster-human unity

I just had a thought. You know in the fictional worlds where monsters, like vampires, werewolves, various demons, and so on, exist? They are usually in conflict with human beings. Some of these people (and I use the word "people" for good reason) usually see themselves as somehow "superior" over mere humans, like white people use to have over everyone else until World War II.
But here's my thought. What if an alien from outer space visited this version of Earth and saw these "monsters" (and I use the quotation marks for good reason) and then saw actual humans, that alien wouldn't tell the difference. Their intelligent (and I use the term "intelligent" loosely to consider the wide spectrum of intelligence levels in the world (Stephen Hawking to Homer Simpson)), (mostly) bipedal creatures with two forward-looking eyes, small noses to have expressional faces, omnivore diets (though some of their teeth can suggest other diets), high vocal ranges (especially the Sirens) and (the most noted feature by humans) various features that have been shaped by human sexual tastes (I don't need to tell you what these things are).

And that's just the biology. Their behavior can be described as similar to humans. If you research human behavior, the many of things you'll find out can also be applied to "monsters" too.  (It's not surprising  since much of this fiction was created and inspired by humans.)

Now, with all this in mind, the boundary between "monster" and human is actually more blurred than you may think.

(But what about witches some of you may ask? Technically, they are individuals with special knowledge, like scientists. They can be neither human or "monster" depending on their genetics. On that note, what about human-"monster" hybrids? Threat them as mixed-raced people? Yes, but not in a racist way! Mixed relationships are on the rise (and I welcome it) so live with it, morons.)

Now, to end this thought, I'm going to follow the example set by Adam Hills. To all those "monsters" who have little regard of their fellow human and humans who think these "monsters" are all menaces that must be dealt with who may be reading this.... DON'T BE DICKS!!!

If an advanced alien race decide to invade Earth and enslave humanity, they will also enslave what have been degradingly-called "monsters" as well, as they don't care about things like supernatural abilities or unholy or in-moral activities. They'll clump you all together indiscriminately and you'll all then have a common cause in a  fight against your invaders. So to make this transition to harmony happen before such a thing happens to us all DON'T BE DICKS!!!

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For everyone who has worked it out, before you ask I didn't draw the boobs because I'm not that childish!