Wednesday 27 February 2013

Act of Cultural Vandalism #2 - Why the colour blue keeps you awake at night

Blue is my favourite colour. When I was 12, my parents decided that my room required redecorating (the wallpaper was deteriorating (especially with me picking at the loose bits)). I decided to have the walls painted blue (kingfisher blue from the Duluxe range). A few years later I got a blue LED alarm clock for Christmas, which helped me wake up during my years in college. When I was 21 my sisters room (which was larger than mine) became vacant and was repainted from light purple to a shade of blue similar to paper (I thought I might draw on the walls if I developed the urge (which never happened)). A year later, I moved out to my former Grans flat. It was redecorated completely by Christmas. However, this time I decided to have my room painted yellow (which contained light-reflecting particles to make the room brighter (I had my office painted in a similar bright blue paint. I might draw on the poster-covered walls).
So why am I telling you all this? Its because of what was on TV about six months later after decorating my flat. BBCs Horizon had showed a programme about recent research into how colours can influence our modes and one of things it showed was that the colour blue has the ability to keep people alert and awake. In other words, its the caffeine of colours. After watching it, something hit me. Since as far as I can remember this happening to me (sometime after having my room painted blue) I have had trouble going to sleep at night. It could be just my brain not switching off thinking mode, but is the blue I had in my sleeping quarters made it worse. Did I accidentally sabotage my sleep by having my room painted blue (and having a blue bright LED light alarm clock in my room as well)? I got to find out more.



To save me some bother explaining the basics of the science of colour, here's a 1984 edition of Horizon that explains everything


This observation concerns what scientist call circadian rhythms, or what everyday people call the body clock.


A lot of research over the years have proved that light has a big effect on this internal clock in plants and animals (including humans). The most obvious example of this observation is the experience of Jet Lag, where you travel across one or a few time-zones by plane and find yourself tired during the day or wide awake during the night. Inside the artificial-light-filled sealed pressurized vessel that normally called a plane, your bodys photo-sensitive cells (your eyes are not your only light-sensitive organ, your skin is too (it produces Vitamin D when exposed to UV)) are almost denied of any form of sunlight (especially at night), which helps set your internal clock. Without that sunlight accurately setting your clock, you’ll be a few hours fast or slow.

Thats enough about Jet Lag. The heart that could lie in blues energy was that the very first ever coloured light receptors were sensitive to blue. In the primordial soups of the early oceans been able to see blue made you able to sense where the sky is, allowing you to orientate your body and have your chloroplasts (the green organelles found in plant cells where photosynthesis takes place) facing the sun. Over time, this led to the creation of the naturally-built-in programmed response that wakes us up when we see blue, no matter what it is. Blue flies, Smurfs, the Tardis, the Blue Man Group, Viagra pills, they all keep us awake at night because of their colour (and other reasons, but I’m not going to waste my time writing them down).

And it’s getting worse. One thing I later found out (on another science programme on the BBC, Bang Goes the Theory) was that fluorescent light produced quite a lot of light in the blue visible spectrum and this light had effects on sleep. Now, I knew that fluorescent light did produce a bluish light before I watched this programme. But, the fact that the expert said it affected sleep made me think back to that Horizon program a year earlier.

Making Fluorescent light on Bang Goes the Theory (2012)


In fact the programme also showed that similar emissions also come from computer screens. Thinking about it, Im not surprised. Look at how much blue there is on your computer screen when you use Windows! I wonder how many sleepless nights could be contributed to people checking their Facebook status constantly.

A typical screen grab from Windows XP with an offending (but cool) wallpaper. 
Look at all that blue!

So what applications could this observation give to us? Well, through fluorescent lights and PCs using Windows, offices, convenience stores, supermarkets and night clubs already do so (unintentionally?). But, I have thought of one other application that I think no one has ever commented on let. I dont need to say it, Ill just let the picture I found below do the talking….

This is a piece of fan art by someone I dont know (because it was collected from a random search on Google Images eons ago). It was this very image that made me first think about this application of the properties of blue.
(The face has been blacked-out to protect the unknown artist (and me) from a potential lawsuit from someone who doesnt understand the term fair-use when it comes to documentary.)

After seeing this image, all straight men can agree that this is a great way to use the stimulating power of blue.
As am personally obliged to address the gender balance in reporting scientific findings and possible applications, for all female readers (and gay men (I mustnt forget)) heres a very blue image of a quite attractive male (Its the first person to came to my mind.).

The camel is irreverent.

If you want more ladies (and gents) just go to Google Images and search Kai Hiwatari and/or Beyblade”.

So what have we learned? We have learned that light and colours have a bigger influence on you than you can possibly imagine. You can blame Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg for depriving you of sleep. And (if done properly) blue can be the most attention-grabbing colour of all.

By the way, I still have some trouble switching my brain off at night to go to sleep (despite the fact my room is now yellow). Right now (at the time of writing) my body clock is totally out of step, with me not falling asleep until after 2-3am! I end up very tired during normal waking hours (7-10am). I now mostly wake up at around noon or afterwards (which isnt good). I havent got a job (at all) that requires early waking, so it isnt a serious problem (for now). Good night.

(Sorry for the lateness of this blog. I had been mentally distracted for a while). 



Monday 4 February 2013

Invented Word 1 - Sismance

Sismance (sis - mance) - (noun) A combination of the words "sister" and "romance" to describe an affectionately friendly relationship between females. See also - bromance.

I'm not sure if anyone before now has used this word. If this is the first time you'll ever heard of this word, then here's a gift for your vocabulary. I only just thought of it just now (between 7:45-8:00pm GMT 4/2/2013) and its so obvious. I'm surprised that I have never heard of it. I heard of a "bromance" many times for years, but I'll never heard of a "sismance." Is there a need for the word? I think so.

I'm named this post "Invented Word 1" in case I do come up with other new words. I may not, but I like to keep my options open.