Monday, 28 September 2015

Act of Cultural Vandalism - Where I was on Saturday 26th

On Saturday 26th September 2015 I was in a very interesting place. A place so interesting it was worth mention on this blog.

On Saturday I was in Pyongyang, the capital city of North Korea. Don't believe me? Here's proof...


Despite the tourist hype it wasn't that good.

Accommodation was basic.


The dining experience was... aesthetically pleasing in presentation...


But was let down by where we actually ate...


But the architecture was something else...


Transportation was interesting....
The trains were punctual with Japanese precision, despite operating on ancient technology.


Thsi was made more interesting when I found out that most trains here are driver-less.


Road transport was more interesting. 
Although a number of individuals owned flying cars...


Most still travel by bus. In fact, buses had to be modified for the high number of passengers.


The shops sold many interesting stuff...



But the wildlife was more interesting. I did see a unicorn, but it got away before I managed to get out my camera. But did manage to photograph some interesting wildlife 
(in their natural history museum).





Okay, I was actually not in Pyongyang. I was actually in Milton Keynes.


Really, that photo was taken from my hotel window in Milton Keynes.

Don't believe me...


You have to admit, if you ignore the large propagandistic monuments and institution-like buildings, Pyongyang does look like any new-town development - like Milton Keynes. 
Just look up images of the two places and compare.

The reason I was in Milton Keynes was to visit Francis Bacon's house in St Albans.


You would expect it to look like this...


But I found out that the original place was destroyed by Jacobites in 1715.

Okay, I was in St Albans ... for a bout an hour. 
But it was a brief break on the trip back to the hotel in Milton Keynes from this place....


Yes, that's where I was on Saturday 26th September 2015. Me and my mother were touring the sets of the Harry Potter films in the Warner Bros. Studios in Leavesden.

Both of us had a great time. 

In the picture below is us in front of the model of Hogwarts used for the exterior shoots. Yes, they went practical with it (with some CG to enhance it). It's the last part of the tour for a very good reason... I won't say more, but seeing it overwhelming my mother so much she cried.


Although I am not exactly a fan (in the sense I can recite spells and the names of the creatures) I went because I love the process of making films. The number of people hired to make one fantasy-themed movie is huge. But this increases into the thousands if you consider that they were eight Harry Potter films. In fact, while we were there a spin-off film was in production on a lot a stone's throw away from where the tour is. It's only on a tour like this you'll get the idea of how much time and effort goes into making such movies.

There is the design of the sets.


The construction of such sets.


The lighting of such sets


The costuming of the actors


Making them up.


Accessioning them.


The design...


... and making of the props.


The special effects.


The animatronics.


And other things you might not have notices, such as the graphic design.


This point is hammered in more in this tribute....  The "corridor" between the Hogwarts model and the gift shop are lined by boxes of wands like Ollivanders shop. Each box has the name of someone who worked on the films labelled on it. 

The image quality doesn't allow you to make out actual names on the boxes (sorry).

Even if your not  a Harry Potter fan or someone who likes fantasy fiction, if you love film-making you must see this tour... or similar tours of film sets. Seeing it myself I gained more respect of the thousands of people who worked on these films. If you are going on this tour take the time to look at the names on those boxes and note that when constructing the set of the shop John hurt gave Daniel Radcliffe his wand each of the thousands of boxes that populate its shelves were individually handmade. Then remember that very set was destroyed by Death Eaters in The Half-Blood Prince

Think about that....

Thursday, 17 September 2015

A small reflection on a significant month in history

On this day last year the people of Scotland 
were given a huge decision, 

"Should Scotland be an independent country?" 

55.3% of voters said "No".
(A very narrow margin)

The Scottish independence referendum was a huge event in British political history. And that is no understatement. The Yes Campaign was well noted for its grass roots approach to campaigning and for rejuvenating local politics. 

The world watched it with curiosity. In fact, this blog received the highest visitor number by month ever (so far) during the month the vote took place. This could be because I am Scottish (I haven't been exactly hiding this fact from you readers). Because I am a Scot known as the "cultural vandal" you may be expecting a huge jokey analysis of the vote for Scottish independence. 

I'm afraid I have to disappoint you. 

You see, to me, politics is like love, nuclear war and tic-tac-toe..... 
according to computers, the best strategy is not to play.

Sadly, in the real world outside the ideal virtual world of the Matrix, we are repeatedly forced to play these games (against our will).

I am not a political person, but I do know what is right when it comes to treating fellow human beings. 

If you wanted biting satire of recent events, this isn't the blog for you. But, if your interested in culture and the interesting (and discovering something new and interesting) read this blog.

Now, if you excuse me, I important got stuff to do. 

More important than talking about politics.

It's not because I don't care (I do care, personally). 
I just not want to talk about it (in huge amounts) in a public way....

I might say the occasional comment, and the odd analysis of a political figure as a human being (and not the political object they became (note the past tense)), but that is it. I won't fill pages with rants about things, like Keynesian economic theory or whether Jeremy Corbyn would make a great leader of the Labour party (he's only been in the role for a few days by the time of writing so only time will tell). 

Now I need to go, Mock The Week is starting....

Saturday, 5 September 2015

A Mini Act of Cultural Vandalism - A helpful jpeg for all your anime fans out there

This is an analogy I have come up with a long while ago when dealing with the thorny issue of explaining anime to people who have been misinformed  on what it is. I have never done this task personally (let), but I hope this answer to the question will help tackle to main issue with their misconceptions with one single blow.

It's only now that I have thought of making it up as this jpeg. 

I hope you anime fans out there find it very useful....


For those who are taking on this task and think showing examples of anime would help, be careful which ones you choose. Only go with ones that you have seen yourself before-hand. Don't choose one you have never seen before, like what happened to the guy in this informative video...

Introducing Your Friends to Anime 
(Anime Vice, 2015)